Disclaimer: Okay guys, this is my first disclaimer. Ahum, I hereby declare that I, SarcasticWarrior have not written this story for profit and that all characters in this fic belong to Chinese history and Koei.
So I ask thy politely NOT to sue me.
Summary: This is a kind of sequel to Harborrats fanfiction: Legacy of the LunarSpear.
In short: Xiahou Dun has married Lu Ling Qi, the daughter of the mighty Lu Bu, who had been executed by Cao Cao. To redeem her past mistakes Lu Ling Qi sets out on a secret mission to capture the two Qiaos. While the Wei forces attack Wu she rides into the middle of enemy territory to capture the famous beauties. Not an easy task especially because Ling Qi is pregnant with Duns child
Pairing: Cao Caox Da Qiao ,Xiao Qiao
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Loud screams and squeals of protest and pain interrupted the work of the lord of Wei. With an annoyed sigh he put down the documents and frowned. It better be something important or else
he muttered to himself.
He was not in a good mood lately. The army of Wei had suffered heavy losses at the battle against Wu and now even that peasant Liu Bei dared to threaten them! And he himself was surrounded by blundering idiots who did not understand the nasty situation and the threats his kingdom was now exposed to. Or his arrogant strategists who thought they knew better than him were bitching and bragging about impossible new strategies.
He rubbed his temples. To make matters worse his migraine had become worse and the throbbing pain kept him from sleeping. Also his cousins wife had been missing for 11 days now and Dun was blaming him!
He remembered their very first argument only two days ago.
How could you send a pregnant teenager into the middle of enemy territory to get yourself two 12 year old whores??!!
Mengde sighed. Probably Dun was right. Even his best officers would not be able accomplish such a dangerous mission. How could he ever expect that from a pregnant 17year old
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His thoughts were interrupted as the huge doors slammed open and a proud Ling Qi marched towards his throne , followed by Xiahou Dun and Zhang Liao. The source of the squeals were being held by the 2 generals: the legendary Qiao sisters.
The one with the pigtails whose wrist was almost crushed by his cousin must be the elder sister. She was sobbing and tears were running down her handsome face. She yelped in pain and begged Xiahou Dun to loosen his grip. But the one-eyed general did not stir. Instead he cocked an eyebrow at his lord. He disapproved of Mengdes pedophilic interest in the sisters but he did not interfere as Cao Cao walked towards them and roughly grabbed Das chin to get a good look at her face.
Then he inspected the younger one, furiously trying to escape from Zhang Liao who held her down without any effort. He liked what he saw and in his mind he was already pinning Xiao Qiao onto the ground and ripping her clothes off and then he would
My lord? Is everything alright? Lu Bus daughter asked. She had finished her report now.
Yes. You may go now. I will make sure you will be well rewarded for delivering the Qiaos to me.
Before dismissing Xiahou Dun and Zhang Liao he ordered them to put the sisters into bondage. The lord of Wei rubbed his hands gleefully. Now it was only him and the 2 famous beauties lying helpless at his feet
















Comments
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Dance Ingox reporting for duty, B!t$H
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
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Dance Ingox reporting for duty, B!t$H
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
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Dance Ingox reporting for duty, B!t$H
No seriously I am glad you think it is funny although it was not intended to be (what is so funny by the way
And it is not real. Historically Cao Cao never even saw the qiaos but he had heard rumours of their beauty and wanted to lock them up in the bronze bird tower [his new harem building]so they can "pleasure" him everyday (quote from the novel, Cao Cao as 56 when he said that! Eeeugh!)
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
Grammatical errors and typos:
Para 2 - The army of WEI had suffered...
Para 2 - ...peasant Liu Bei dared TO THREATEN them...
Para 5 - ...Mengde's PEDOPHILIC interest...
Para 5 - ...liked what he saw and in his MIND he was already...
once again, you are SICK. now hurry up with that picture.
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
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Dance Ingox reporting for duty, B!t$H
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