RULES:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some question yourself!!


CHARACTERS:
Xiahou Dun
Cao Cao
Lu Bu
Noh
Nobunaga


Who/What are you?
Cao Cao: ruler of Wei
Lu Bu: THE STRONGEST WARRIOR OF CHINA AND I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ME
Noh: Wife to the demon king
Nobunaga: your worst nightmare!
Xiahou Dun : Hmpf

How old are you?
Xiahou Dun: 29
Noh:Hmmm.. you may guess
Nobunagald enough to conquer the world
Cao Cao: 36
Lu Bu: THE SAME AGE AS THE GUY WHO ATE HIS EYE

WANT A HUG?
Lu Bu: DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Xiahou Dun: So you wish to die quickly...
Cao Cao: Only if you are one of the qiaos or a hot woman with really big boobs *pervert*
Noh: Of course dear.. if you want your eyes poked out
Xiahou Dun: Hmpf
Nobunaga: Childish. I got no time for your inane prattling

You got any bad habits?
Cao Cao: I am a pervert and i am very cruel
Xiahou Dun: I am too serious and I am very violent
Lu Bu: OF COURSE NOT!!
Noh: would you stop yelling?
Nobunaga: I am arrogant and cruel

Are you a boy or a girl?
Noh: A naughty girl
Lu Bu: THE DEFINITION OF MANLY!
Xiahou Dun:Hmpf. You DARE doubt my manliness?
Nobunaga: I think the answer is obvious
Cao Cao: I agree with the so-called Demon King

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Xiahou Dun: I got Xiahou Yuan..
Cao Cao: Probably
Nobunaga: I got virtue-boy Nagamasa
Noh: My beloved Oichi.. That bitch!
Lu Bu: NO

Are you a virgin?
Cao Cao: I lost my virginity at the age of 10
Nobunaga: Liar!
Noh: hehehe Wanna find out *blows kiss and prepares for crotchkick*
Lu Bu: DIEEEE!!!
Xiahou Dun: Hmpf

Who's your crush/mate/spouse?
Cao Cao: There is Princess Bian, Lady Liu,Lany Gan,Lady Zhang,Lady Dong,Lady...
Nobunaga: My beloved demon bride
Noh:My lord Nobunaga
Lu Bu: Most people would say Diao Chan but SarcasticWarrior hates her so I say no... OUCH! okay,SarcasticWarrior
Xiahou Dun: Also noone.. uhh I mean SarcasticWarrior(can you put that scary long knife away now??)

Do you have any kids?
Lu Bu: I got Lu Ling Qi
Nobunaga and Nöh: Not yet..
Cao Cao: Hundreds of them!!
Xiahou Dun: I got one adopted soniahou Mao

What's your favorite food?
Lu Bu: YOU!!!mUAHAHAHA!
Xiahou Dun: eyeballs
Cao Cao: eeugh!
Noh:... only my husband knows...
Nobunaga: I do not know


Have you ever killed anyone?
Eyeryone: OF COURSE!!!HUNDREDS!!

Do you like to destroy things?
Cao Cao and Nobunaga: The enemy
Lu Bu: YEEEEESSS!
Xiahou Dun: I destroy EVERYTHING
Noh: I destroy hopes

Do you hate/dislike anyone?
Noh: Oichi
Lu Bu:Cao Cao and Dong Zhou
Cao Cao: Liu Bei,Yuan Shao,Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo
Nobunaga: Nagamasa
Xiahou Dun: You,everyone and anyone who stands in Cao Cao'way

Do you love anyone?
Cao Cao: There is Princess Bian, Lady Liu,Lany Gan,Lady Zhang,Lady Dong,Lady...
Nobunaga: My beloved demon bride
Noh:My lord Nobunaga
Lu Bu: Most people would say Diao Chan but SarcasticWarrior hates her so I say no... OUCH! okay,SarcasticWarrior
Xiahou Dun: Also noone.. uhh I mean SarcasticWarrior(can you put that scary long knife away now??)

What is your job?
Eyeryone: KILLING THE ENEMY!!

What do you do to relax?
Xiahou Dun and Lu Bu: Kill people
Noh: Do... stuff with my lord
Nobunaga:

There's a person who's teasing you, what would you do?
Everyone: RIP OUT HIS GUTS,CRSUH HIS LIMBS AND THROW HIM FROM THE HIGHEST CASTLE WALL!!!

Let's say there's a person you really care about but she/he doesn't know your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Cao Cao: Feelings? I just rape them ^^
Xiahou Dun: The only feelings I have are hate and jealousy (except for my cousin). I tell them by killing them
Noh: I seduce them
Nobunaga: I do not know. Either seduce or rape
Lu Bu: I YELL MY FEELINGS AT THEM!!

What kind of powers do you have?
Lu Bu: The power to kill you and the rest of the world
Nobunga: Dark magic and a Demon sword
Noh: Claws and all kinds of fancy tricks
Xiahou Dun: Normal killing and hacking-you-to-pieces powers
Cao Cao: strategy and a badass sword

What is your sexuality?
Everyone: Straight!
Xiahou Dun: Hmpf!

Favorite season?
Lu Bu: winter
Xiahou Dun: autumn
Nobunaga: spring
Noh: The season I can finally get rid of Oichi
Cao Cao: summer

Who's your best friend?
Xiahou Dun: Friends? I do not have any. Oh wait, maybe Cao Cao and Zhang Liao,Xu Hunag are nice guys too
Noh: The one that is most useful to me at the moment
Nobunaga: I do not befriend people below my rank
Cao Cao: my officers
Lu Bu: Zhang Liao until he betrayed me!

So...what are you gonna do now that this tag is over?
Nobunaga: Finish my conquest of Japan
Lu Bu: SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!!!!
Noh: Do.. stuff with my beloved
Cao Cao: Finish my conquest of China
Xiahou Dun: Helping my cousin realize his ambitions

A final message you wish to give?
Nobunaga: This was a waste of my time
Cao Cao: Lu Bu sucks
Xiahou Dun: Cao Cao is the best
Lu Bu: I AM THE STRONGEST WARRIOR OF CHINA AND I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ME (wait.. didn't I say this before?)
Noh: I will follow you everywhere mylord